Summer for Dummies: How To Beat the Heat When You’re 60 Plus

Take off your clothes

That’s a no-brainer for teens, who strip down to short shorts and midriff thingies as soon as school is out. But for older people, each passing decade  brings a desire to cover more of ourselves. In our culture, the sags and other signs of aging are to be hidden, so we wear long sleeves and long pants when it’s 100 degrees out. (Ever see beach pics of older people in other cultures? They just don their swimsuits like everybody else. None of this burqa-esgue hiding.) So take off your clothes. Most of them, anyhow.

There are women…no name here…who abandon their bras in the summer, not wanting to be wired into an extra layer. A sleeveless tank or cami under a light cotton top takes care of the too-revealing issue. Around the house, panties and a tank are adequate for women and certainly get the seal of approval of Cranky Pants, my mate, who walks around in nothing much himself. Capris (also known as pedal pushers among the older set) are great for going out in the world. Kmart has a range of cotton capris for women that are just $7.98.

Neck coolers

These look like rolled bandana scarves and will keep a person comfortable in the heat. They have little beads inside that plump up when wet. First you soak the neck cooler in water to get the beads soaked and expanded. Then you put the scarf on and let the evaporation work to keep you cool. It’s like having your own personal evaporative cooler. Turn the scarf around when the side against the skin gets warm. I keep my extras plumped up and ready to go in a plastic bag in the refrigerator. Look online or in local sports stores for neck coolers. (Yes, neck coolers are a bit dorky, but better dorky than in the ER for heat exhaustion.)

Hand fans

I can’t figure out why we in the U.S. have abandoned these. I carry a folding paper fan in my handbag all summer long and will keep them aflutter when it’s hot outside. Try Amazon, $8.98 for 5. Free shipping for Prime members. These are great gifts for friends with hot flashes.

Managing the hot days

Think Italian or Spanish when it comes to living in a hot clime. They take the afternoons off for siestas and are active in the cooler parts of the day and evening. So, take a hint from them if you want to hike, run errands or garden. Do these things in the early morning. Take a nap in the afternoon.  Then stay up late and enjoy the starry nights. Even cooking dinner ahead of time in the cool mornings makes sense. Then the main food folderol is already in the bag for the day.

Keeping the house cool

Portable electric fans and air conditioning help out many, but so do simple window shades. Also, opening the house when it’s cool at night and closing it up when it starts to get hot in the late morning will manage the temps. You can go greener by not using the AC 24 hours a day and by setting it to 75 or above. As for electric fans, local hardware stores have some great sales. If you have the budget and the talent, ceiling fans are saviors.  A short PS here: In this time of summer fires, it’s smart to have an air purifier at hand too. We have one in the bedroom and one in the living area. As for what face masks are cooler than others….whether worn for fires or Covid….please share  your experience in the comment section. They all seem hot to me.


It seems silly to remind people to drink water, but the older you get, the more your thirst mechanism goes awry. Keeping a big bottle of water in sight is a good reminder. In sight, in mind.

So stay cool, will ya? That is unless you live where I do now, which is coastal California near Monterey Bay. If you are visiting, bring sweaters because the natural air conditioning from the Pacific can freeze your bumbershay off.

Mel Walsh is a gerontologist, author, columnist, spokesperson. Her book, Hot Granny, is available at Amazon. Visit Mel at

3 thoughts on “Summer for Dummies: How To Beat the Heat When You’re 60 Plus”

  1. Hi honey,  Great words of the wise . It’s perfect climate here today . Went up to our old stomping grounds. Went to the upper Field that we had our thanksgivings at the Park today. It was really nice . Trails are all maintained . I’m missing you and Mac . I need a family fix !!!! Love Lucy 

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  2. I love your summer for dummies! I hadn’t thought about hand fans for a long time…when I was little and we went to the farm to see my mother’s family in the summer, those fans were on each wicker table on the porch. They had an ad printed on each one from the local funeral home. Why a funeral home? I have no idea, except that I think they were given out free and so everybody had one handy. Funny! The only other necessary porch tool was a fly swatter, but there was no room for an ad on those. D.

    On Mon, Jun 8, 2020 at 12:38 PM Mel Walsh…Words for the Wise wrote:

    > Mel Walsh posted: ” Some days I think I am no smarter than your average > roadside weed. That’s because every year, come summer, I have to re-learn > ways to stay cool and comfy when the temp goes over ninety. But then again, > I had to re-read Dr. Spock’s Baby and C” >

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